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Sis: "Mom! (The Five-year-old) just flipped me off!"
Me: "No, he didn't. He doesn't know how to do that."
Sis: "He did! He put up his middle finger at me."
Me: "Even if he did make that motion with his hands, he doesn't know what it means."
Sis: "Yes he does! I told him every bad word in the world!"
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Five-year-old: "I love you mom. You're a spray of love!" (kiss).
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Boy 1: "Why are you picking your nose?"
Boy 2: "It's on my morning checklist."
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Birthday Boy: "Get your butt out of the Birthday Boy's face!"
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Nine: "Why won't you let me wear my muscle shirt to church?"
Me: "Because muscle shirts are for exercise only. And sleeping."
Nine: "Some people wear them for looking awesome all the time, and I'm one of them."
2 hours ago
4 comments:
Dang. I need a muscle shirt. LOL! ;)
Fantastic! I love it when I read these kinds of conversations take place in other people's homes. The nose picking one was classic.
I like the muscle shirt comment. It's funny to me that people say little boys (or males in general) don't care how they look. My friend's 5 year old informed her that he would only wear "Cool Shirts" - meaning ones with dinosaurs or tractors on the front.
This is hilarious! I especially like the muscle shirt, imagining how a young boy tries to flex his tiny muscles to look awesome like a grown-up. :D
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